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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:49
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
BBC says it should have pulled livestream of rap group Bob Vylan over ‘antisemitism’ - AP News
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Still no good.
And-Ones: NBA On TNT, Offseason, Free Agents, Finals - Hoops Rumors
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Complete Guide to Panthers Stanley Cup Championship Parade - Florida Hockey Now
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Then came..
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No way
So they tried